Clutter Chic: Office Gadgets for the Overloaded Desk

In a world where the common minimalist mantra has us all tossing out anything that isn’t absolutely necessary for survival, it’s time we take a stand. When renting a new office, why settle for a sterile, bare desk when you can transform your workspace into a bustling funhouse of gadgets and gizmos that would make Wile E. Coyote jealous? Let’s flip the script and declare: more clutter is better! Welcome to the revolution of organized chaos, of order in chaos, where every inch of your office can be a treasure trove of productivity and nostalgia. 

Clutter Can Help Us Stay Organizized

We’ve all been told that a clean desk is the hallmark of a productive mind. But what if I told you that a cluttered desk is actually the hallmark of a productive mind? That clutter can be a sanctuary of serenity? Surrounding yourself with a plethora of knick-knacks that all serve a purpose has been known to bring a sense of calm and fun in addition to keeping us organized. According to Office Furniture Plus, having a variety of office supplies at your disposal can streamline your workflow. So why not embrace the chaos and turn your desk into a functional funhouse? Here are some office chachkis that you never knew you needed:

Different Calendars for Different Functions 

Why have one desk calendar for everything when you can have several, each one serving a unique function: one for work deadlines, one for birthdays, one for motivational quotes, and a few placed around the office so that you can always reference the correct date without tilting your head too much. You can even class up your office with a cool Moma sliding perpetual office calendar. You’ll be so organized that you’ll never miss another appointment, and so well-equipped with Far Side jokes that you’ll always be good for a laugh. Another personal favorite of mine is this Moma acrylic calendar.

Nice Pen Paradise

In a digital age, nothing says “I’m serious about my work” more than whipping out a classy pen in front of a colleague to sign something, or even to just jot down a few notes, invariably making your colleague jealous and also wanting of a nice pen for themself. Collecting nice pens and adorning your desk with them is a fun way to keep the office interesting. Need to sign a document? Grab a Rotring. Want to sketch a mind map or layout of some sort? How about a construction pencil? Bored during a meeting? Whip out the Mont Blanc! Having an abundance of fine writing instruments at your disposal is an easy way to work in style and have some fun while doing it. Just don’t let a coworking borrow your Mont Blanc unless you really trust them! Shoutout to this awesome website for office pens to stock up on the best pens! 

Whiteboards of Wisdom

Why limit yourself to a single whiteboard when your entire office can be a canvas for your genius? Cover much of your office wall space with whiteboards filled with flowcharts, mind-maps, to-do lists and motivational or creative phrases designed to inspire those who work with you. Importantly this also gives the illusion that you’re constantly brainstorming and innovating regardless of how groundbreaking and disruptive your ideas really are. 

The Chewing Gum Buffet

Always having gum handy to offer colleagues and visitors is an easy way to seem courteous and organized . Why not stockpile copious flavors, from classic mint to exotic mango chili, right in your desk? Chewing gum isn’t just for fresh breath; it’s a cognitive enhancer, a stress reliever, and a boredom buster. Enjoy a chew with colleagues at least a few times a day and watch productivity soar. Scatter gum packets around your office so that none of your lucky coworkers is ever more than an arm’s length away from their next chew. 

A Shrine to Yourself

Who says vanity is a bad thing? Adorn your desk with an array of photos of yourself, capturing your finest moments. Photos of you looking dapper, fun photos with the pet goldfish, vacation snaps of you holding a 100 lb tuna or celebrating after a staged hole-in-one, caught in the act of… photos. Display them all and experiment with the placement until you find the right energy. This constant reminder of your awesomeness will boost your confidence and serve as a conversation starter… or stopper. Colleagues will marvel at your boldness and you’ll bask in the glow of your own fabulousness.

Embrace the Nostalgia

Remember those trinkets and toys that filled your childhood with joy? Bring them back! Populate your desk with mind puzzles, a Rubiks cube, a metal slinky, etch-a-sketch and mementos from your favorite TV shows. These nostalgic items aren’t just decor; they’re powerful mood enhancers and stress busters. The next time you’re overwhelmed with work, take a break and play with that vintage slinky or solve a Rubik’s cube. Your inner child will thank you.

Conclusion

In conclusion, it’s time to reject the tyranny of tidiness and embrace the cluttered bliss. Fill your office with gadgets you never knew you needed but now can’t live without. Necessary unnecessary creative tools I like to call them. Create a space that’s not just practical but also overflowing with items that spark joy and enhance creativity and joy. Remember, more clutter is better! Let’s turn our desks into havens of delightful disarray and revel in the glorious chaos. Happy cluttering!